Arden Hamlet Electronic Text (1982)

                                          [SCENE IV]

          Enter HAMLET, HORATIO, and MARCELLUS.

Ham. The air bites shrewdly, it is very cold.
Hor. It is a nipping and an eager air.
Ham. What hour now?
Hor.               I think it lacks of twelve.
Mar. No, it is struck.
Hor.                  Indeed? I heard it not.
    It then draws near the season                                  5
    Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
        A flourish of trumpets, and two pieces [of ordnance] go off.
    What does this mean, my lord?
Ham. The King doth wake tonight and takes his rouse,
    Keeps wassail, and the swaggering upspring reels;
    And as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,                10
    The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out
    The triumph of his pledge.
Hor.                          Is it a custom?
Ham. Ay marry is't,
    But to my mind, though I am native here
    And to the manner born, it is a custom                        15
    More honour'd in the breach than the observance.
    This heavy-headed revel east and west
    Makes us traduc'd and tax'd of other nations-
    They clepe us drunkards, and with swinish phrase
    Soil our addition; and indeed it takes                        20
    From our achievements, though perform'd at height,
    The pith and marrow of our attribute.
    So, oft it chances in particular men
    That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
    As in their birth, wherein they are not guilty                25
    (Since nature cannot choose his origin),
    By their overgrowth of some complexion,
    Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
    Or by some habit, that too much o'erleavens
    The form of plausive manners-that these men,                  30
    Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
    Being Nature's livery or Fortune's star,
    His virtues else, be they as pure as grace,
    As infinite as man may undergo,
    Shall in the general censure take corruption                  35
    From that particular fault. The dram of evil
    Doth all the noble substance often dout
    To his own scandal.

                      Enter GHOST.

Hor.                  Look, my lord, it comes.
Ham. Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
    Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,                  40
    Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
    Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
    Thou com'st in such a questionable shape
    That I will speak to thee. I'll call thee Hamlet,
    King, father, royal Dane. O answer me.                         45
    Let me not burst in ignorance, but tell
    Why thy canoniz'd bones, hearsed in death,
    Have burst their cerements, why the sepulchre
    Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd
    Hath op'd his ponderous and marble jaws                       50
    To cast thee up again. What may this mean,
    That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel
    Revisits thus the glimpses of the moon,
    Making night hideous and we fools of nature
    So horridly to shake our disposition                          55
    With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
    Say why is this? Wherefore? What should we do?
                                                     Ghost beckons.
Hor. It beckons you to go away with it,
    As if it some impartment did desire
    To you alone.
Mar.             Look with what courteous action                  60
    It waves you to a more removed ground.
    But do not go with it.
Hor.                      No, by no means.
Ham. It will not speak. Then I will follow it.
Hor. Do not, my lord.
Ham.                 Why, what should be the fear?
    I do not set my life at a pin's fee,                          65
    And for my soul, what can it do to that,
    Being a thing immortal as itself?
    It waves me forth again. I'll follow it.
Hor. What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
    Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff                        70
    That beetles o'er his base into the sea,
    And there assume some other horrible form
    Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason
    And draw you into madness? Think of it.
    The very place puts toys of desperation,                      75
    Without more motive, into every brain
    That looks so many fathoms to the sea
    And hears it roar beneath.
Ham.                          It waves me still.
    Go on, I'll follow thee.
Mar. You shall not go, my lord.
Ham.                           Hold off your hands.               80
Hor. Be rul'd; you shall not go.
Ham.                            My fate cries out
    And makes each petty artire in this body
    As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve.
    Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen.
    By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me.             85
    I say away.-Go on, I'll follow thee.
                                           Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet.
Hor. He waxes desperate with imagination.
Mar. Let's follow. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him.
Hor. Have after. To what issue will this come?
Mar. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.                 90
Hor. Heaven will direct it.
Mar.                       Nay, let's follow him.           Exeunt.
 
 

                     [SCENE V]
             Enter GHOST and HAMLET.

Ham. Whither wilt thou lead me? Speak, I'll go no further.
Ghost. Mark me.
Ham.           I Will.
Ghost.                My hour is almost come
    When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
    Must render up myself.
Ham.                      Alas, poor ghost.
Ghost. Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing                   5
    To what I shall unfold.
Ham.                       Speak, I am bound to hear.
Ghost. So art thou to revenge when thou shalt hear.
Ham. What?
Ghost. I am thy father' s spirit,
    Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,                  10
    And for the day confin'd to fast in fires,
    Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
    Are burnt and purg'd away. But that I am forbid
    To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
    I could a tale unfold whose lightest word                     15
    Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
    Make thy two eyes like stars start from their spheres,
    Thy knotted and combined locks to part,
    And each particular hair to stand an end
    Like quills upon the fretful porpentine.                      20
    But this eternal blazon must not be
    To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O list!
    If thou didst ever thy dear father love-
Ham. O God!
Ghost. Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.                25
Ham. Murder!
Ghost. Murder most foul, as in the best it is,
    But this most foul, strange and unnatural.
Ham. Haste me to know't, that I with wings as swift
    As meditation or the thoughts of love                         30
    May sweep to my revenge.
Ghost.                      I find thee apt.
    And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
    That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
    Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear.
    'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,                  35
    A serpent stung me-so the whole ear of Denmark
    Is by a forged process of my death
    Rankly abus'd-but know, thou noble youth,
    The serpent that did sting thy father's life
    Now wears his crown.                                          40
Ham. O my prophetic soul! My uncle!
Ghost. Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
    With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts-
    O wicked wit, and gifts that have the power
    So to seduce!-won to his shameful lust                        45
    The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen.
    O Hamlet, what a falling off was there,
    From me, whose love was of that dignity
    That it went hand in hand even with the vow
    I made to her in marriage, and to decline                     50
    Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
    To those of mine.
    But virtue, as it never will be mov'd,
    Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
    So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,                    55
    Will sate itself in a celestial bed
    And prey on garbage.
    But soft, methinks I scent the morning air:
    Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
    My custom always of the afternoon,                            60
    Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole
    With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
    And in the porches of my ears did pour
    The leperous distilment, whose effect
    Holds such an enmity with blood of man                        65
    That swift as quicksilver it courses through
    The natural gates and alleys of the body,
    And with a sudden vigour it doth posset
    And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
    The thin and wholesome blood. So did it mine,                 70
    And a most instant tetter bark'd about,
    Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust
    All my smooth body.
    Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
    Of life, of crown, of queen at once dispatched,               75
    Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
    Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd,
    No reckoning made, but sent to my account
    With all my imperfections on my head.
    O horrible! O horrible! most horrible!                        80
    If thou has nature in thee, bear it not,
    Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
    A couch for luxury and damned incest.
    But howsomever thou pursuest this act,
    Taint not thy mind nor let thy soul contrive                  85
    Against thy mother aught. Leave her to heaven,
    And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge
    To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once:
    The glow-worm show, the matin to be near
    And gins to pale his uneffectual fire.                        90
    Adieu, adieu, adieu. Remember me.                         Exit.
Ham. O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?
    And shall I couple hell? O fie! Hold, hold, my heart,
    And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
    But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee?                        95
    Ay, thou poor ghost, whiles memory holds a seat
    In this distracted globe. Remember thee?
    Yea, from the table of my memory
    I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
    All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past             100
    That youth and observation copied there,
    And thy commandment all alone shall live
    Within the book and volume of my brain,
    Unmix'd with baser matter. Yes, by heaven!
    O most pernicious woman!                                     105
    O villain, villain, smiling damned villain!
    My tables. Meet it is I set it down
    That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain-
    At least I am sure it may be so in Denmark.            [Writes.]
    So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word.                    110
    It is 'Adieu, adieu, remember me.'
    I have sworn't.

          Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS [calling].

Hor. My lord, my lord.
Mar. Lord Hamlet.
Hor. Heavens secure him.                                         115
Ham. [aside] So be it.
Mar. Hillo, ho, ho, my lord.
Ham. Hillo, ho, ho, boy. Come, bird, come.
Mar. How is't, my noble lord?
Hor. What news, my lord?                                         120
Ham. O, wonderful!
Hor. Good my lord, tell it.
Ham. No, you will reveal it.
Hor. Not I, my lord, by heaven.
Mar. Nor I, my lord.                                             125
Ham. How say you then, would heart of man once think it-
    But you'll be secret?
Hor.  }  Ay, by heaven.
Mar.
Ham. There's never a villain dwelling in all Denmark
    But he's an arrant knave.                                    130
Hor. There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
    To tell us this.
Ham.                Why, right, you are in the right.
    And so without more circumstance at all
    I hold it fit that we shake hands and part,
    You as your business and desire shall point you-             135
    For every man hath business and desire,
    Such as it is-and for my own poor part,
    I will go pray.
Hor. These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.
Ham. I am sorry they offend you, heartily-                       140
    Yes faith, heartily.
Hor.                    There's no offence, my lord.
Ham. Yes by Saint Patrick but there is, Horatio,
    And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
    It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you.
    For your desire to know what is between us,                  145
    O'ermaster't as you may. And now, good friends,
    As you are friends, scholars, and soldiers,
    Give me one poor request.
Hor.                         What is't, my lord? We will.
Ham. Never make known what you have seen tonight.
Hor. } My lord, we will not.                                     150
Mar.
Ham. Nay, but swear't.
Hor. In faith, my lord, not I.
Mar. Nor I, my lord, in faith.
Ham. Upon my sword.
Mar. We have sworn, my lord, already.                            155
Ham. Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.
Ghost. (Cries under the stage)Swear.
Ham. Ah ha, boy, say'st thou so? Art thou there, truepenny ?
    Come on, you hear this fellow in the cellarage.
    Consent to swear.
Hor.                 Propose the oath, my lord.                  160
Ham. Never to speak of this that you have seen.
    Swear by my sword.
Ghost. Swear.                                          [They swear.]
Ham. Hic et ubique? Then we'll shift our ground.
    Come hither, gentlemen, 165
    And lay your hands again upon my sword.
    Swear by my sword
    Never to speak of this that you have heard.
Ghost. Swear by his sword.                             [They swear.]
Ham. Well said, old mole. Canst work i'th' earth so fast?        170
    A worthy pioneer! Once more remove, good friends.
Hor. O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Ham. And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.                       175
    But come,
    Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
    How strange or odd some'er I bear myself-
    As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
    To put an antic disposition on-                              180
    That you, at such time seeing me, never shall,
    With arms encumbered thus, or this head-shake,
    Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
    As 'Well, we know', or 'We could and if we would',
    Or 'If we list to speak', or 'There be and if they
     might',                                                     185
    Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
    That you know aught of me-this do swear,
    So grace and mercy at your most need help you.
Ghost. Swear.                                          [They swear.]
Ham. Rest, rest, perturbed spirit. So, gentlemen,                190
    With all my love I do commend me to you;
    And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
    May do t'express his love and friending to you,
    God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together.
    And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.                 195
    The time is out of joint. O cursed spite,
    That ever I was born to set it right.
    Nay, come, let's go together.                           Exeunt.

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